Fun Fact: Lost in Translation

Well, what can I say, at least I tried. I had one of my friends that actually is Japanese try on my new translator. And his assesment; in a word, terrible. He informed me that gramatically, it was all over the map, was hard to follow, and at best totally unintelligible. Oh well. If any body knows a better solution, let me know. I'll keep what I've got until a better alternative is found. I'd really like to keep it going because I have had hits in Asia, Europe, as well as the states.